Another Local Angle

THAI'S SHOCKED BY CORRUPTION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL
  

"We are all shocked!" they said (each keeping a straight face).

"The immediate past GM of Saturday's Finest, Na Ron, has taken the money and run. He purportedly received a large brown paper bag just before the last AGPU.  Said bag has been recovered and carries a small stamp on it saying 'Property of the U.N.'... and suspiciously, it was noted, it did not smell of pork at all."

Not seen since handing over the mantle, only now has secret surveillance by BH3's finest confirmed that Na Ron has not returned and run because he is off enjoying the rewards of the his corruption.

See the incontrovertible photographic evidence  [on the right... this satellite surveillance photo just in...taken somewhere mid-ocean]. Where the yellow circle is... That's him!  Khun Ron caught on the deck of his 'bought and paid for' luxury cruising yacht. "He's unemployed for Chrissake!" Team Thai added in unison.

NEXT: Team Thai, from the Hash with satellite surveillance, will turn its attention to the dismissed OnSec from last year.  Watch for the investigative report on the 'Disappearing Dick' (He was a yachtie wasn't he? - Ed).