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Another
Local Angle
| Thai
Insider Hash Horoscopes
from the Best Thai Fortune Teller
(3-month readings Apr-Jun 2001) |
May and
June are your most promising months and Tuesday
is your lucky day!
You are endowed with a strong will, a superior mind,
courageous, very ingenious and have a charitable
soul. All of which sounds good until you add
the word impulsive and then watch out! Impetuous
behaviour will lead you into the neighbour's yard
where you may not be so welcome.
You have a strong taste for outdoor activities and
are capable of overcoming any obstacle that falls
in your path as you enjoy the action.
A good listener, you learn quickly and will admit
to your mistakes. A gentle reminder is all
that it takes to train you.
While you are slow to get excited you are equally
slow to calm down! And in between you can
explode with a fury that is intense.
Fiery and apt to give way to excitement you always
regret any mistake, but hate being chastised in
front of others. It is so embarrassing!
You are fond of good living, but should guard against
too much indulgence or you will be looking at yourself
and asking, "Wasn't I skinny once?"
You will travel extensively, but stay out of traffic
and do not cross the street alone!
Romance is best with those born under the sign of
Pisces or Virgo.
Because you are possessed of conflicting personalities
you need an understanding family endowed the virtue
of patience.
Your exceptional mental abilities enable you to
think in two directions at once, and if you think
this confuses you imagine what it does to those
who are trying to walk with you. Let's go
here! No, let's go there!
You are as a rule active, love freedom and relish
public acclaim. A natural charmer. You
get attention by making noise at the right time!
You tend to be a "Crab" about anyone who
visits or tries to enter your home out of jealousy/possessiveness.
Be prepared for travel soon although for some this
could be a short trip. Extremely sensitive you will
be hurt if you are left behind, but your self-sufficient
nature will allow you to adjust to the world while
home alone.
You are endowed with good health. And with
the Moon as your governing sign, you could find
a new love or romance under the full moon.
May is your fortunate month and Sunday is your lucky
day!
You seek the sunshine and good cheers of companionship.
You respond to attention and love a good scratch
behind their ears. But you are loyal to yourself
and if you feel hurt you will have a strong desire
to run away and try a new scenario.
While lucky in love, you tend to show off and leads
others to believe you are serious when you are only
sniffing around.
Your special color is gold and sunrise and sunset
are your special times.
In spite of your industrious nature, you like to
do things in your own methodical way; you love to
nap and are apt to take a dislike to anyone who
disturbs your repose. However, during your
waking hours you are quick in thought and action
and given to intrigue.
Nothing is as important to you as your home and
living space! Your home must always be clean
and tidy. And you love to be bathed and groomed.
Romance may be best with those born under Leo or
Libra.
Other signs will
follow in the next chapter...............
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