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Fortune Teller so far have we?
This is Part 2 already!
(3-month readings Apr-Jun 2001) |
You can be charming and aggressive. In fact
you are as charming now as you were when you were
young.
Your life often mirrors that of your owners and
when they are well you are well, but if their life
lacks harmony you will be affected by it.
Look for extra rewards and affection from those
around you and they will respond.
You are naturally curious and always inquisitive
looking under cars and trying to see under every
rock. The fun has just begun and you are a
big part of it. You bring joy to those around
you. Taurus will prove valuable.
June is your best month and Monday is your lucky
day!
You are romantically compatible with Libra, but
planetary conditions surrounding you at the time
of your birth indicates two extremes and therefore
you are also attracted to Capricorn.
Your daily motto is "Be alert" and you
are always on guard, even when you seem most relaxed.
Your feelings are easily hurt and you are slow to
forgive an injury, so dwell with
friends and leave your enemies alone. However,
there are more hugs than hurts in your future!
You have a sixth sense about people, places and
it proves helpful. One good bark deserves
another!
You are highly creative, funny and very attractive.
But you don't need to look in the mirror to know
this, do you?
Without meaning to disobey, you may run off from
home looking for a new adventure or follow the scent
of a new love. You are very fond of travel
and love to take long journeys, but would be wise
not to stray far from home! Settle down?
I don't think so!
Moonlit nights are best for showing off your singing
abilities; although others may simply call it howling!
Romantic happiness is most lasting with Gemini.
Alert and inquisitive, nothing escapes you.
Even when you seem to be relaxing or asleep your
mind is attuned and your half-closed eyes are keeping
track of everything happening in your household.
Your love of family is your strongest characteristic
and your greatest charm. Your very devotion
and earnestness to succeed for them will help you
gain your desires. With your generous and
happy nature you will win loyal, true and devoted
friends. You show an excellent capacity for
learning. You defy the adage, "you cannot
teach an old dog new tricks!"
Be ready for quick changes; this is the time of
year when that happens. Aries looking out
for you!
April and June will be your lucky months!
Is there an Ego in the house! Just look at yourself
and you will know this to be true! Marked
by unorthodox behaviour and sometimes just plain
genius you may be hard to handle! But your
cheerful personality makes it all worth while!
Behind an outer strength you conceal a deep, quiet
sensitiveness and your affection must be returned
or you will react by running away or becoming nervous
and difficult. You are devoted, but will suffer
from a broken heart if ignored! You love children,
but at a distance.
Romance is best with those dogs born under Leo or
Libra.
This last sign in the Zodiac, Pisces, embodies the
highest ideals. It produces the largest and
smallest, strongest and weakest. By way of
comparison those of this sign resemble potatoes,
big, little and in all shapes and sizes. Now
does this sound like you?
Demanding emotionally you need attention or will
suffer from sudden mood swings that can seem bewildering
to those around you. A hug is just what is
needed but how to let them know is the problem!
You are inclined to eat too fast which may cause
you tummy troubles and are inclined to over exert
yourself to near exhaustion. Walks are suppose
to be leisurely not a tug of war!
Much activity revolves around outdoor fun.
Elevate spirits; by waging your tail and playing
a game. Time on your side, perfect your barking,
howling and begging!
Famous dogs born under the sign of Pisces
are: Dolly companion to James Madison, Pasta
companion to Enrico Caruso, Blazer companion to
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
The
Anonymous Scoper added... "The
rights of dogs are the right to be loved and cared
for, the right to be treated with respect and the
right to long and healthy life. That's why
these horoscopes have been created specially for
you as one of the Hounds!" [What a load
of soggy bunk!]
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