Another Lost Souls WriteUp
Write-Up Run No 1228 – Joost 
Saturday 13th January 2001
Hare: Joost

THE EX-GMs GRIEVANCES

A pack of 25 including many returners e.g. Ron Thomson, David Simister, Vinai, Mini and Noriega showed up at Wat Cherng Lane situated on the famous Chao Phya River bank.  The run on the very humid and warm afternoon was excellent and took 1-1.15 hours to complete.  However, Joost, the Hare took a big shit somewhere along the trails and some clumsy FRBs stepped on it and carrying the nice smell throughout the run and even back home.  Vichai, the Senator completed his 600th run after 18 years and he contributed a few thousands Baht for the ON-ON-ON to buy votes for himself as generally practised by most politicians.

Since several ex-GMs attended the run, it's interesting to learn how they boasted and tried to express their feelings towards BH3 during this gathering:-

BOB: I love the Hash more than anything else including my family.  It gives me happiness, friends and I never grow old eversince I joined the Hash some 23 years ago.  I have moved up from Super Light Weight to Heavy Weight now but I still enjoy drinking, singing and running.  It's great to break a few bridges and I will keep on breaking until Thaksin replaces them with concrete for every village.

BRIAN: Things are getting worse and worse in BH3, not like in my time.  When I was young and I was made GM we had all the goodies; subs was cheap, ample beer supply, a lot of British, everyone obeyed the GM, more singing, more beautiful girls during the Hash Balls and a lot more free sexes.  All the shits today never happened in my time.

SUFFLE: I love to shout and yell at people.  I love to demonstrate my power and I love to interfere with anything I can.  The Hash gives me this opportunity.  I am also the Master of my house and I'm not afraid of my wife.  I never confess when I take only half a tablet of VIAGRA everyday.  I like my Farang friends but I hate my Thai friends who always reveal my secrets to the public.  I've never transferred my assets to the servants and gardeners because I love my wife.

PRAPHAS: It brings back my memory and I always feel like a kid running in the playground when I run every Saturday in the jungles.  It's so happy to see big trees, rare plants, different kinds of vegetables and fruits which others do not have a chance like us.  Great companions, friends from different nationalities and it's fun to see the dog-fight especially among the Thais.  That's why we should have more foreign investments, joint ventures and take-overs to get rid of the Thai crooks.

WOLFGANG: I hate "Protocol".  I want the Hash to be simple and straight forward.  I'd like to see those who turned away from the Hash to come back, forget and forgive.  The Committee should be well organised and listen to the majority.  It's time for democracy or else you will face the Coup!

RON: I'm so happy and contented.  It's the most important thing in my life becoming the last GM and I wish I could have it again sometime in the near future.  Whenever I travel I feel so proud to see other Hash Clubs being established all over the world and it's becoming very prestigious to be associated with the Hash nowadays.  Nevertheless, I hear the rumours that I've got a lot of money by installing this current lousy mismanagement therefore I am coming back to BH3 to defend my honour and to prove to everyone that I am innocent.

GM CENGHIZ: I don't give a f.... to any complaints made about me.  I am now in charge, in charge and fully in charge. Since a lot of people  ignore me, from now on the two key words will be applied during my term; "Shut up" and "You listen to me."  I have to be tough and strong otherwise I cannot defeat evils and devils.  I want the new BH3 to stay in line, in tune, move forward and be a part of the changing world.  I will sack any members who do not listen to me and I will fire any mismanagement who cannot do a good job as told by me.  Don't be surprised to see that I can stay on and finish my terms because I gain more and more supports from my Asian friends.  By the way, I am seriously considering whether I should declare an "Election" to be held during the forthcoming AGM in order to be the first Hash in the world to adopt the democratic system.  What do you think?  Shut up and listen........